open rp + meme overflow

[hyperthymic]

obligatory post for meme overflows since i refuse to deal with captcha, feel free to comment and continue here. - if you want to do an open rp thing just drop me a prompt or starter in the comments. 

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[hyperthymic]

[ Ian can't help himself; he snorts and dissolves into a fit of giggling, hand clasped over his mouth as he tries, and fails to reign in some control. The ears were so expressive.

It's probably not making him feel any better about said ears but Mickey probably wouldn't be happy regardless. Not unless he got something like...

Well. Guns for hands, apparently. Typical. ]

That's not useful, Mick. [ He finally replies, clearing his throat and wiping away a stray tear. ] What are you gonna do when you need them for literally anything other than shooting, hm? Shoot yourself in the dick when you gotta take a leak?

Anyways. I like 'em.

[delinquence]

Maybe I would! Why the fuck's anyone still gotta take a leak after they're dead, anyway? Maybe I'd shoot these ears off so I could stop having to hear every dumbass thing you say at three times the normal volume.

[Ian's laughter is contagious enough that Mickey finds himself laughing by the middle of his rant, too, the way they used to when they'd fight without really meaning it, just ribbing each other for the hell of it before things turned into a makeout session or more. It's so normal that Mickey forgets they're in hell and not together for a minute and launches himself at Ian like he's gonna tackle him all the way to the bed. ]

Bet ya can't even fight anymore with those giantass wings getting in the way.

[hyperthymic]

There's other things you use your dick for, shithead! [ He pokes a finger into Mickey's chest. ] You gonna tell me you never want to masturbate again, huh? Or get sucked off? Anyways, you know you'd miss the sound of my voice, don't even lie. [ Ian yelps as Mickey tackles him, blinking up at him with a shit eating grin. Sure the wings could be unwieldy... but...

There's something to having two pairs of arms! Unfurling his wings, with the higher set he tries to push Mickey off of him...

... and the lower arms he uses to grab the shorter man and flip him over, then swings a leg over to straddle him. ]

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